-One newsie slaps another across the face

-A newsie is spotted without a shirt! O.o

-Jack says the words “Santa Fe”

-A Brooklyn Newsie jumps off the dock

-The word “Strike!” is yelled

-Someone says the word “Papa”

-A women other than Sarah or Medda is on screen

-You feel like punching Sarah in the face

Drink 2 sips when….

-You spot a blooper!

-You see the Horace Greeley statue

-The boys are climbing on the statue

-Les falls asleep

-Les tries to imitate Jack

-Spot uses his slingshot

-Race acts like a smartass

-The newsies are hanging out a Tibbys

-A newsie is sword fighting with a stick

Drink 3 sips when…

-Sarah and David act like MORE than just brother and sister

-Sarah says (or does) something retarded.

-You spot an OBVIOUSLY fake background

-Something happens in the movie which urges you to repeat a line from BDHONS.

-A newsie makes a joke.

-A newsie is smoking

-Denton pays for the newsies’ food

Drink 4 sips when…

-A newsie gets less papers than he payed for

-Jack says “papes”

-Pulitzer pokes Jack

-You laugh at the word “Ambastard”

-It’s obvious that Dave and Denton want each other

-Revenge is gotten for Crutchy

-Pulitzer growls

-PELVIC THRUSTS!!!!

Drink EVERYTHING in site when…

-Sarah says something that doesn’t make her sound like a retard

-Jack pokes Pulitzer

-Spot dances (and not just shakes his hands in a fit of joy)

-Oscar and Morris congratulate the newsies on a job well done

-Dave and Denton are talking and it looks like they DON’T love each other

-Spot is violent WITHOUT using his slingshot

-You don’t want Mush to rip his shirt off (if ANY of you drink a sip during this… there’s something wrong with you O.o )

-Dutchy spells something right without Kloppman’s help

-“Little Kid in the Orange” is actually called by a name

-The newsies cult of 578294075843656 girls run on set and jump on the boys

-It is revealed that Sarah is in fact a man